Thief

Daddy has been coddling The Gator since 2009.
No wonder there is a problem

There I was, cozy and cuddly in bed last night, when who should happen to nudge my hand, all cries and pitiful stares, but Molly-Gator.

"Do you want to go outside?" I asked. She whined some more, implying that this was the case. So, I did as all good mothers do. I got out of bed and walked to the back door to let her out. The last thing I wanted was for her to have an accident. Her sad little face belied a full bladder.

It had all been a clever ruse. When I opened the door, Cody, the good dog, ran outside to do his business. But where was The Gator? I went back into the bedroom to see what might be keeping her. It should not have surprised me, what I found. Molly-Gator was curled up in bed where I had been laying, looking happy as a clam, getting pets from her daddy.

This has not been an isolated incident. The next morning, when I got out of bed to let the dogs out and make the family some breakfast, I returned to find that sneaky dog standing on my side of the bed, all doggy smiles and waggy tails.

She is a bed thief and a love sponge, and it will not be tolerated I tell you. The only way to rectify this behavior is with more pets in Gator approved zones. More to come as developments occur.